30.06.2021
My Li'l Ass
Dam dam! It's not Bardot's1 assDam dam! It's much more fun.
Dam dam! It's not ugly, not too big,
I never take more than one seat on the metro.
My ass, it's only ripe in autumn,
You shouldn't confuse it with an apple.
My ass, it's Hamilton's2 obsession,
My little man is even more obsessed with it.
My li'l ass3 disheartens me,
When it resembles my mother's.
I go to the gym, I put it in the air
But that's not what it prefers.
My ass, its father isn't St. Joseph4.
Naked, it's not Polnareff's5
My ass doesn't need a muffler6
Because it's the only place that isn't ready to catch a cold.
My ass, it's certainly not turkey7.
Naked, it's a collector's item.
My ass, it doesn't have Carlton's8 schedule,
But it's also not the ramparts of Carcassonne9
My li'l ass gets angry,
When it falls flat on the ground,
It gets red, it's not proud,
I'm telling you that's not what it prefers.
My ass, it's not a piano keyboard.
Naked, it's much more fun.
My ass, it's not the back of a camel,
But it's also not a mountain of snails.
My ass, it's only ripe in autumn,
You shouldn't confuse it with an apple.
My ass, it's Hamilton's obsession,
My little man is even more obsessed with it.
- 1. I'm not sure but maybe it's referring to Brigitte Bardot?
- 2. not sure what Hamilton she's referring to
- 3. 'Q' in French sounds like 'cul' which is the word for 'ass'
- 4. a figure in the canonical gospels who was married (betrothed) to Mary, mother of Jesus, and was the legal father of Jesus.
- 5. I'm assuming she's referring to Michel Polnareff (), but correct me if I'm wrong
- 6. cache-nez, literally 'hide-nose', is like a scarf that is meant to cover the face/nose
- 7. this feels like an odd phrase but I can't find any different meaning to it
- 8. a hotel chain
- 9. a French fortified city in the department of Aude, in the region of Occitanie.