22.05.2020
Lennart
Lennart can't ride a bike, Lennart has difficulties.There's something wrong with his balance, oh-oh.
When Lennart bikes everything's askew.
It's chafing and careening, and wobbling lightly.
That's the way it's been since Lennart was a kid,
his coordination has never been fleet.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
poor Lennart he struggles and toils!
Lennart has bad motor-skills,
against his condition nothing helps.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
Lennart has a wife since many years back,
but they have no kids and will probably none get.
Because as night comes along and the courtship begins,
Lennart has difficulties and always aims wrong.
That's the way it's been since Lennart's debut.
He was at full mast, but never took sail1.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
poor Lennart he struggles and toils!
Lennart has bad motor-skills,
against his condition nothing helps.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
Lennart went to a factory, and
asked them to make motor-skills.
The director said: 'Here we only make tripods.'
Then Lennart pulled out his knife,
and thrust it into the director's body.
He though, but he soon found out
that he'd thrust it into another man.
Thrust it into another man.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
poor Lennart he struggles and toils!
Lennart has bad motor-skills,
against his condition nothing helps.
Oh, Lennart has bad motor-skills,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
- 1. 'krut i brallan' is an idiom for conveying that one is horny or has a high libido