23.09.2020
Averageous
All around is average, who am I? I'm anonymous.What am I? Averageous. 1
'Congratulations, is there a date set?
Who is it, maybe someone we both know?'
'No, we went to university together,
He's really charming and a ten in bed!'
'So what, love is blossoming and all that shit?'
'C'mon, love is for seventeen year old girls,
He makes an excellent spaghetti and his parents are loaded
And besides, I'm on my second month...'
All around is average, who am I? I'm anonymous.
What am I? Averageous I am.
'My bro what's up? Wow it's been years!'
'Yea, I've found something good, you know... computers,
Doing nothing all day, playing solitaire,
And the time flies, passes real fast.
What's with you, have you thought about it?'
'Yes, I think I want to be a singer'
'A singer? Bro those crazy dreams are a waste of time,
There are a few thousand like you for a dime!' 2
All around is average, who am I? I'm anonymous.
What am I? Averageous I am.
'Where exactly do you think you're going?'
I thought, you know, to go out and search'
'Outside is one huge stupid mad-house,
They try and sell you urine in Acamol syrup!' 3
'Urine in the syrup Acm... what are you saying...
And how, tell me, does it really help?'
'You laugh, go to your gay friends,
You'll return with your shaved tail to the army!' 4
All around is average, who am I? I'm anonymous.
What am I? Averageous I am.