22.01.2021
It's the gays' fault
Versions:All over the world
There's disaster, terror, and death
But us followers of Jesus have got off the hook
Because the root of all evil is not us
No, it's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
It is written in the Bible
It's the gays' fault
I don't know on what line or verse,
Chapter or book,
But somewhere here it's written
It's the gays' fault
The war in Afghanistan?
The gays' fault
The dictatorship in Iran?
The gays' fault
And earthquakes, floods,
And all other horrors
That Vin & Sprit* and SAAB and Volvo
Are no longer Swedish
Yes, it's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
The world is on fire
And it's the gays' fault
My son took a hunting rifle
And shot four men to death
In some way I can tell that
It was the gays' fault
Divorces and alcoholics
Are the gays' fault
Crossing guards and atheism
Are the gays' fault
That young people in this day and age
Don't learn how to behave
That Melodifestivalen**
Will now never end
Yes, it's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
Everything is so messed up
And it's the gays' fault
My upbringing made it so
I'll never be mentally whole
But my family all agree:
It's the gays' fault
Crazy fundamentalism?
The gays' fault
Every historical schism?
The gays' fault
Because of our religion
We fight, kill, and strike
And the blame for all of this
Cannot fall on us
No, it's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
Yes, on this we can unite
It's the gays' fault
You think that it's Satan himself
Who is playing us for fools
But even he can walk free
Because it's the gays' fault
Yes, it's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
Everything that's wrong
Yes, it's the gays' fault
I sat at my computer
So my neck got quite stiff
In the kitchen we have tapestries,
Even though I want panels
One time I went to eat porridge
And added curry instead of cinnamon
And I'm no sloppy cook
Because it was the gays' fault
When the swine flu came
We ran out of hand sanitizer
And our pizzeria
Has such boring customers
I got caught at work
Stealing office supplies
I rode a rented dromedary
But my wife got a camel
That our king's role
Is solely ceremonial
And that I cannot find
Any more rhymes for 'el'
There is no doubt
It's the gays' fault
The gays' fault
* Vin & Sprit is a Swedish alcohol company
** Melodifestivalen is a Swedish song competition used to select the country's submission to Eurovision