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The Destroyer

Sabrima says
Now come the cops
I'm getting help from the other adults
 
The Destroyer says:
I have everything under Control
 
I take a deep breath
 
Sabrima says:
Your insurance will pay this
 
The Destroyer says:
I'm not insured, I'm innocent
I'm not a cop
 
Apologize
Apologize
Say that im in the right
Bow down before the
Destroyer
 
I want to discuss the problem
I say no, this is not the way
The cop shows empathy
Cops can talk alot
 
Sabrima says:
You say youre smart
[But] No one forced you
You leve everyone waiting
Everyone can guess
If anything even happens
 
The Destroy leaves his car
Sabrima leaves her car
 
The bumper is broken (Destroyer)
The indicator is broken (Destroyer)
The Cop sees the Damaged
The Damage is furious
The Damaged shows the damage to the Cop
 
The Destroyer says:
 
The cop arrests Sabrima
 

Harz 4

It was Monday Morning once
I open my eyes
an empty room in front of me
the neigbour is at work
I go over (to his house)
sit down in front of his pc
and lit a Torch
World Of Warcraft,the first level
a dragon flies by
I cant belive it
im immersed
a club in my hands
the stiffus hangs on the stomach
I sit back
and rip the mouse off
 
oleoleoleole
oleoleole harz for
oleoleoleole
getting stoned until I die
oleoleoleole
oleoleole harz for
party without money
I eat white bread
 
The budgie of my neighbour
looks at me with a sad face
I go over to him
and feed him ground Pork
I lie down on the sofa
and fart relaxed
the postman brings something
I give sign the package with 'Easteregg'
the package is really heavy
I unpack it
My eyes cant belive it
20kg Weed
I put The phonebook of my neighbour into the carton
I rip off the sender
and glue the HSV picture over it
 
oleoleoleole
oleoleole harz for
oleoleoleole
the cave will be paid
oleoleoleole
oleoleoleole harz for
the idiots go to work
the smart people sleep
 
suddenly I hear a scream
a little girl on my bed
the bong fell over
the chillum broke off
the plasters ran out
chewinggum is under the shoe
what would Mc Give have done in 20 seconds
my girlfriend thanks me
and washes the condoms
what do the others do
I really cant think of it
Quarter past 8 a Movie
Götzh Georgen mows everything down
Camina Burana plays the corpse
tomorrow Ill sleep
 
oleoleoleole
oleoleole harz for
oleoleoleole
the pizza is in the oven
oleoleoleole
oleoleoleole harz for
I scratch my balls
what a nice day
pennerstyle forever
underpantpower
it turns my girlfriend on
I shit in my pants
 
pennerstyle forever
underpantpower
it turns my girlfriend on
in my pants
 

The Hilarious Toiletpapertrick

The club has a door
the door is locked
the key is stuck inside
my hand doesnt fit through
 
I am funny
He is funny
He is funny
hahahaha
 
I have to go badly
where is the toilet
my ass needs
a balcony hahahahha
 
icki hammer
icki animal
icki shitus
icki badly shitus
icki flatoo
iq below 0
 
where are the girls
under the table
lets dance
lets dance tonight
lets do coke
under the table
dirty dancing
dirty dancing tonight
 
DJ Pacifier buys on the house
u
give me pigs
give me a pigsty
tonight the whole room will burn
a car drives through the room
who exits the car?
me
who enters the car?
me
pacifier
 
All mice dance on the table
all snails hop in the pigsty
all bees swim in the honeypot
all elves hang on the ceiling
 
[The following lines proceed to spell 'Hanpf' which is german for weed]
give me a H for Helmut Kohl
give me an A
an a like Albert Hoffman
give me a N
a N like nuclear
give me a p
a p for Pfotze [german for Cunt,but misspelled]
give me a F
give me a F like LSD
 
where is the party
today the hammer
im horny
everything with the pacifier
im horny
horny
 
give me alc out of the bucket
 
im funny
he is funny
he is funny
Helmut Kohl is dancin'
I need something to drink
does nobody have anything to drink!?
My ma
HHAHAHAHAHHAA
 
My mouth needs coffe latte
I think I have 6 correct number
hahahhaha
I think I have 6 correct numbers
but where is my lottery paper?
its not in the pants
its not on the ground
its not in the church
its not at the psychatrist
who stole it
 
I get nothing
I get nothing
He gets nothing
2 technics and tommorow DJ
20 Asses around me
and no one has Melon
 
I am cute
he is cute
he is cute
AHHAHAHAH
bees,bees in the ass
error,error in the pants
wrong date
the party is tomorrow
 
I am funny
he is funny
hahahahah
wasted like Helmut Kohl