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Where Can I Find Such Love Song

Where can I find such love song
Heard by all folks, North and South?
So that in-laws quiet down,
So that my wife shut her mouth.
 
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To Protect Your Health From Gimmicks

To protect your health from gimmicks,
For your eyes to shine like gem,
Never ever go to clinics,
No more doctors're left in them!
 
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Hedgehog Came Out Of The Fog Mass

Hedgehog came out of the fog mass,
Had some vodka, just a half-glass,
Bread and sausage, skipped the rest,
- Native forest is the best!
 
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People Are Concerned About...

People are concerned about
Ruble's volatility.
Their minds have been blanked out,
Surely by senility!
 
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Once My Sweetheart...

Once my sweetheart gave me bold
Necklace, all from solid gold.
My life's finished, from now on
Bed won't hold up 'til the dawn!
 
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Once Three Maidens Fell Asleep

Once three maidens fell asleep,
Under window sleep is deep.
Nude they woke up on the floor,
And three virgins they're no more.
 
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In Our Lovely City Park

In our lovely city park
Bike paths are aplenty.
Spots, where girls fall down, we shark,
Peek at raised legs gently.
 
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Men Can't Live Without Baileys

Men can't live without Baileys,
Pasta and the apple pie,
Without love of pretty ladies,
Without horns that grow awry.
 
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In Suburban Moscow Gardens

In suburban Moscow gardens
There are way too many weeds,
Moscow streets, I beg your pardon,
Got more assholes than they need.
 
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Sun Is Rising O'er The River

Sun is rising o'er the river,
Fields're in snow from recent storms.
Many times I told you, dear:
Pigs will surely grow horns!
 
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At The Entrance Round The Corner

At the entrance 'round the corner
Smell of moonshine's getting stronger:
That's the husband of our Katrin
Coming home from fishing day trip.
 
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I've Arrived Home After Workday

I've arrived home after workday,
I see someone's boots in doorway,
Size fourteen, - I understood...
Maybe I should leave for good?
 
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Our Polly's Kinda Crying

Our Polly's kinda crying,
She must've dropped a ball while playing.
Foolish girl: she could have figured,
Ball would not sink in the river!
 
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My Sweet Honey's Really Cool

My sweet honey's really cool,
Like a teacher from the school.
But when he puts on his tux,
He's a real dolt. Oh, shucks!
 
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In The Pantry By Myself

In the pantry by myself
I whacked my head on the shelf,
The result: I can't get any,
You know, sex life for myself.
 
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Brick Is Crawling Up The Wall

Brick is crawling up the wall,
It is hairy like a tram.
This folk song's about love -
Don't forget it or be damned.
 
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At The Kiev Railway Station 2

At the Kiev railway station
Storage cell was robbed of meat,
On the door thieves put quotation:
'Those who don't steal, do not eat!'1
 

• 1. a parody of Soviet slogan: Those who don't work, don't eat.

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Old Shirt

My old shirt began to choke me.
Fear of death at once awoke me,
Then I realized: 'Oh, shit!
Clearly I've grown out of it!'
 
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Once on Forty Second Street

Once on Forty Second Street
With a pine board I was hit.
Holy Mary, fucking shit,
How can one walk on the street!
 
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I Have Fallen For A Soul Mate

I have fallen for a soul mate,
She is hunchbacked and she's old.
Well, such troubled times loom lately,
That you have to stick with gold.
 
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Slightly Tipsy, Just Last Night

Slightly tipsy, just last night
I shagged every broad in sight.
Their names were Polly, Bonnie,
Heather, Jonathan, and Johnny.
 
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Such A Folk You'll Never Find

Versions: #2
Such a folk you'll never find:
That's the Russian spirit,
Hot or cold, they drink it blind,
Don't ask for food with it.
 
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Greg Put His Hand In The River

Greg put his hand in the river,
Ending up without the arm,
Crocs in river Nile deliver
Their treats with deadly charm.
 
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Yesterday I Went To Doc

Yesterday I went to doc,
Said: 'I always want a cock.'
His prescription was cliche:
Copulate five times a day.
 
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Doorbell's Ringing...

Doorbell's ringing: 'That's her Jack!'
From the deck in briefs I jump!
Then I wondered: who am I?
Since the wife for sure was mine!
 
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My Beloved One's Zoophilic

My beloved one's zoophilic,
Give me stallion! - she screams.
I will drink 'til life's idyllic,
She might like a pig, it seems.
 
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Once My Sweetheart Told Me

Once my sweetheart told me: 'Dear,
Without love you won't have me.'
Then I smacked her in the ear,
She must know what's 'C'est la vie'!
 
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Nina's Good From Head To Toe

Nina's good from head to toe,
She's got body and got soul.
One thing's wrong with her although,
She got married long ago!
 
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Johnny Came To Me For Fun

Johnny came to me for fun
Only for a minute,
Later he told everyone
That I'm whore in spirit!
 
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Vodka's Quality Has Fallen

Vodka's quality has fallen,
Now it tastes like kerosene.
Where are you, our comrade Stalin,
The almighty Georgian king!
 
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Yes, I Was Yours In The Past

Yes, I was yours in the past,
Now my heart belongs to Bart.
His dick's like a pine tree mast
On the Shishkin's piece of art.
 
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We Have Questioned John McGwire

We have questioned John McGwire:
Why's your neck stuck in a wire?
But good Johnny's saying nothing,
Just his boots are swaying, scuffing.
 
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