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You Did Not Deserve

You did not deserve how I wronged you
but I want you to feel sorrow no longer,
and I would like you to return.
 
I cannot explain what happened.
No, I did not blame you
and your love was sincere.
 
I must forgive myself because I still love you.
Tonight, I realize that it was me who caused all the harm.
 
Our love obviously deserved much better—
so let's forget everything that separates us
and start over our love story.
 
~~~~~
 
I must forgive myself because I still love you.
Tonight, I realize that it was me who caused all the harm.
 
Our love obviously deserved much better—
so let's forget everything that separates us
and start over our love story—
when I awaken,
love...
 

I Have Ordered Plastic Phallus

I have ordered plastic phallus
Off the 'net - price can't be beat!
I've received a dick: so callous,
Nothing good will come from it!
 
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I And My Best Buddy Mark

I and my best buddy Mark
Were working on a diesel truck.
We are both as thick as bark,
'Cause someone stole our diesel truck.
 
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Love cannot be resisted

Love cannot be resisted
because the hands want to possess beauty
and do not leave a long time of silence.
Because love is living two thousand dreams
until the sublime kiss.
 

On A Picket Fence

On a picket fence I's sitting
Absolutely in the nude.
Grief has come to me, unwitting:
Lost my innocence, I'm screwed!
 
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Gander Put A Gas Mask On

Gander put a gas mask on,
And it's standing, swaggering.
You and I can't get it on
Without drugs: it's staggering!
 
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Darling Gave A Ride To Me

Darling gave a ride to me
On his massive harvester.
He would've better queried me
All about my character.
 
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Through The Field And Through The Woods

Through the field and through the woods
Bunch of misfits drove along.
What has tempted my mixed moods
To go there with my sweet John?
 
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Lilies

Lilies blossomed very fast
In the little pond.
I will never change my last
Name to yours at all.
 
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Painted Saucer

Such a pretty painted saucer,
With a golden border ring,
Drinking'll pass with age like water,
Must drink vodka in one swing!
 
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Maidens Played With Local Schoolboy

Maidens played with local schoolboy
In the forest clearing,
They torn up all ropes in shrewd ploy,
Broke his stiffy, cheering.
 
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The Electric Current

The electric current scurries
In wall socket back and forth.
Comes and goes in rapid flurries,
Kids, then what do we pay for?
 
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She Ain't Pretty, People Sneer

'She ain't pretty' people sneer.
Well, so what if that's true?
But when I consume some beer,
Anyone I can do!
 
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In The North I Bore The Brunt

In the North I bore the brunt,
Digging gold down under,
If it were not for my cunt,
I'd have died from hunger.
 
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Some Young Dude Is Lying Still

Some young dude is lying still
Under bridge for days. Oh no!
There's no way to find for Jill
Where her husband's hanging low.
 
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Pump Is Lying On The Bridge

Pump is lying on the bridge -
It fell off the wagon.
Pile of horse shit's in the ditch -
Mares are stupid nags all.
 
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Opening The Door

Opening the door: Oh, Good Lord!
Four gross faces have my wife floored,
And they all look pleased with life.
'Renovation', says my wife.
 
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O'er The Edge Of Our Town

O'er the edge of our town
Foxbat MiG1 was flying by,
On the logs I've fallen down,
Popped my cherry on the fly.
 

• 1. MiG-25: one of the fastest and loudest supersonic interceptor aircraft in the world

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Once Three Girlfriends Out Of Spite

Once three girlfriends out of spite
Fucked the son of local priest.
But the priest was in a plight:
He jerked off till midnight feast.
 
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Rumbling Tanks On Cobblestone

Rumbling tanks on cobblestone
Pavement roared like deep hell.
It's the moans behind the wall
Didn't let us sleep well.
 
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Someone Stripped My Bike For Parts

Someone stripped my bike for parts
In the yard: it's so lame!
The torpedo short fuze parts
I'll hide in its old frame.
 
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Granny Says To Her Old Hubby

Granny says to her old hubby:
'Why don't you buy me a Caddy?
If you don't buy me a Caddy,
I'll leave you for other daddy.'
 
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Holy Sunday Comes Tomorrow

Holy Sunday comes tomorrow,
Many cakes they'll bake to treat.
They will slather them and show them,
Only won't give us to eat.
 
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I Once Loved My School Professor

I once loved my school professor,
Missed the school - he said: God, bless her!
Skipped one day, slept for two more,
Still my GPA was four!
 
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I Don't Need Full Vodka Bottle

I don't need full vodka bottle
At art gallery to dawdle.
Just a quart's enough for me
To relax and to be free.
 
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Oligarchs And Nouveau Riches

Oligarchs and nouveau riches,
Why don't you eat humble pie?
You have put the folks in stitches,
Scumbags, you deserve to die!
 
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In The Clinics Docs Became

In the clinics docs became
Angrier than vicious bees.
Clueless, boorish, and so lame,
For no reason rude to me.
 
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I Don't Know About Your Place 2

I don't know about your place,
But in Moscow frankly
Every man's and woman's face
Has become so angry.
 
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We Will Ruin All State Farming

We will ruin all state farming,
We will sell all towns offshore,
Just manure we'll be churning:
It will last forevermore.
 
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Past The House Of My In-Laws 2

Past the house of my in-laws
I walk with profound respect,
Sometimes I drop hundred dollars
Or show reverence unchecked.
 
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Lakes And Ponds Were Sold At Auction

Lakes and ponds were sold at auction,
Creeks and land were sold as well.
We will soon run out of options,
No more water's left to sell.
 
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Where Can I Find Such Love Song

Where can I find such love song
Heard by all folks, North and South?
So that in-laws quiet down,
So that my wife shut her mouth.
 
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