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03.05.2021
Have you got the balls?
I drink brandy with Jameson, hey hey
Stupid bitches asking me where is JJ?
Pussy magnet, will you be my baby?
I grope swedish gals on a ship, they say 'nej nej'
Don't be a sheep in wolf business
I shag, you are in the kissing business
Keep your laughable bling blings
My rhymes stick out like Borat's strings
I display my middle finger, I pull faces
My idol is Lemmy Kilmister
And I'm a pig on a last
I leave you pale like a faggot in an HIV test
It's blooming under my hat, my fucking hair is full lice
I throw rice in a chinese wedding
So fucking what, what about that?
I do what I want, I make my own decisions!
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Riki Sorsa has a nose
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Rokka was needed in the Winter War
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Catch this, it's a grenade without a linchpin
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
You almost have, but then you lose them
Ohh, you don't have the courage?
Ohh, you don't have the courage?
Things are running, is a gear missing?
Still my sets are hot like Tabasco
Or really they burn like herpes habanero
Petri is a genius in his ways
When I get reincarnated, I'll turn into an alcoholic
If you are a star, I'm the whole fucking galaxy
If you know a party, let's go crash it
Your bitch started looking good five pints ago
Even though I can hold my liqueur
I'm not a gynecologist, but I could take a look
So fucking what, what about that?
I do what I want, I make my own decisions!
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Riki Sorsa has a nose
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Rokka was needed in the Winter War
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Catch this, it's a grenade without a linchpin
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
You almost have, but then you lose them
Ohh, you don't have the courage?
Ohh, you don't have the courage?
Petri's attitude in life and motto is
I try everything, there might also be good ones
Cunts, tight, also deep
I have smoked everything, parsley, my temper, even seeds
Sucking up is unnecessary
I try everything except gay stuff and suicide
You must check everything out
The best pussy is left unfucked when you look at the face
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Riki Sorsa has a nose
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Like Rokka was needed in the Winter War
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
Catch this, it's a grenade without a linchpin
Have you got balls? Have you got balls?
You almost have, but then you lose them
Ohh, you don't have the courage?
Well, nevermind I guess if you don't have the balls.
25.09.2018
Shit World
Versions: #2
Fuck this shit. Fuck off and leave it. Just go away already. Wow.
I'm pissed off, and I've had it up to here. I'm pissed off, and I've had it up to here
It's not easy, life is hard. The bills come on time, but I pay them late
It's not enough, my paycheck came and went. Will Kela reimburse? A quick loan, who will warrant it?
I'm probably making a world record as long-term unemployed. It feels like my girl constantly has her period!
Fuck off, leave me alone. I'm annoyed!
Fuck off. What doesn't kill, makes stronger!
Greedy taxman, stingy employer. It feels like every day is a Monday
Living stuck with debt, trying to relax. But I guess that's life, c'est la vie
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
The neighbor is being a jerk, he thinks he's important. My teeth hurt, even my back aches
Incredibly hot, heartburn, thirst. Tighten up, downsize, and lay off the rest
Fuck this shit, I've got to yell! Fuck this shit, my head is about to explode!
Everything you love is fattening, amoral, or illegal
Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but fuck, neither does milk
Nobody answers, I have a lot of questions. Lower my chin to the chest and head towards new disappointments
I have a swear word on my mind, syllables damn it. Fuck, it feels like I can't get help from anywhere
Life is not a smooth slide on skis, fucking branches in the track, damn it. Life is not a smooth slide on skis, fucking branches in the track, damn it.
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
A migraine, a stone chafing in my boot. Even fucking old ladies cut in line
I went to eat at the grocery store tasting event. The bus is early, the fucking train is late
My car doesn't start, huh, the battery is dead. I tried to call for help, fuck the battery is dead!
You've got to be crazy to not go insane. Well, I'm sure it will all still get fucked up, wanna bet?
Fuck off, leave me alone. I'm annoyed!
Fuck off. What doesn't kill, makes stronger!
I live on wings, this isn't my property. The rent goes up, a pipe repair is pending
Damn it, give me strength to bear with all this. Well, well, what annoys me most is everything!
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
This is a shit world, what are you thinking? I yell fuck you, I want you to hear
I flip my middle finger, I flip my middle finger
24.09.2018
Sober Day
Versions: #3
Reality! A pain from time to time!
There can be booze even without fun
Yeah in health and sickness!
I keep those bottle collectors in business
R.I.P. liver, good bye brain cells
I have whisky and cold beer in front of me
Cheers, cheers, cheers
Controlled comas, Petri is drunk
I take a sip, Irwin-style
I'm thirsty give me a moose-soda
Umm-yeah where am I?
I'm drunk, where are you?
Jallu, Kossu, and beer
Cheers! We raise our glasses!
Obviously a good day! A good day!
So good bye to a sober day!
Let's go, come with me
If I were you, I'd drink with me too
Let's marinate the liver now
It's on me, you pay
Hey girl let's sing a song
Booze dresses you well and usually undresses too
There's no point in blaming me
Drinking stops now, it's time to start boozing
Jallu, Kossu, and beer
Cheers! We drink to that!
Obviously a good day! A good day!
So good bye to a sober day!
Yeah! Tättärää tättä rää rää(x4)
If you're thirsty, open your mouth (Aah)
If you're thirsty, open your mouth (Aah)
I'm thirsty, you're thirsty, everyone says (Aah)!
(x2)
Good drinks, better mood
Dry throat, gums, tongue
I admire Lemmy and go for Hennessy
The heartburn is horrible without Rennie
I drink pocket warm Jaegermeister
Train ho, there's a lesson for bitches
Uh-oh can I still stand up straight?
I hitchhike home with my middle finger up
Take pictures, snap, film it
My favorite drink? Well one that is free, of course!
Umm-yeah where am I?
I'm drunk, where are you?
Jallu, Kossu, and beer
Cheers! We raise our glasses!
Obviously a good day! A good day!
So good bye to a sober day!
Jallu, Kossu, and beer
Cheers! We drink to that!
Obviously a good day! A good day!
So good bye to a sober day!
Jallu, Kossu, and beer
Cheers! We drink to that!
Obviously a good day! A good day!
So good bye to a sober day!
07.07.2018
#LOVELY
#LOVELY
I used to dream about you but I wasn't the only one
Then back in '95 I got you into my flat
I hadn't felt a connection like that
Immediately I was like a fish in the net
You can definitely feel it when you just click, click
No other girl could offer the same
And though I had to share you with others
I'm sure this is pretty serious
I don't care if it's filtered or real
I'll have to change my keyboard soon
And cables melt when I drool over your picture
You are #lovely
Finnish girl, duck face, sexy body, fitness baby
#LOVELY (It sure is lovely)
Bootylicious hot pants belfie sexy lady
#LOVELY
Electricity in the air, can you feel the ray
I'm melting into you like a mouse in a hand
In the evenings I inspect you privately
Although taking care of the latest virus took a while
Oh well, sometimes love takes your energy (energy)
The most important thing is that the connection works (works)
If I leave you BRB
You're a ready-made fucking wife VVV
I don't care if it's filtered or real
I'll have to change my keyboard soon
And cables melt when I drool over your picture
You are #lovely
Finnish girl, duck face, sexy body, fitness baby
#LOVELY (It sure is lovely)
Bootylicious hot pants belfie sexy lady
#LOVELY
Hey I'm Petri, hey Petri
I'm hooked on you just like everybody else
I'm an addict, I can't be without you even for a quarter
McDonalds is my aisle, Steve Jobs my priest
Facebook my congregation, Zuckerberg my best man
When we say 'I do' there's nothing stopping us
I don't care if it's filtered or real
I'll have to change my keyboard soon
And cables melt when I drool over your picture
You are #lovely
Finnish girl, duck face, sexy body, fitness baby
#LOVELY (It sure is lovely)
Bootylicious hot pants belfie sexy lady
#LOVELY
The internet is lovely
Hey baby, what's you Wi-Fi
XDXD
The internet is lovely
It sure is lovely
29.05.2018
Wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Verse 1: Petri Nygård]
This was supposed to be The Day
After a long time seeing these dudes
And now you say you have to stay home
Cotton wedding day
You were supposed to rip it up
Show off your bank notes
Spread seeds with your organ
Not give excuses and go back to your girl immediately
She is there tomorrow, even if you get real drunk
Today you were supposed to break liver, pancreas, hotel room and Finnish law
Your party pass is now valid
Let's come up with an alibi
What, where are you going?
You're breaking the code, what are you doing?
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Verse 2: Petri Nygård]
Those girls want only you, they heard you have a big cock
But remember to use rubber, wash away lipstick with chlorine
No distress, we have hickeys, let's hide them with concealer
I pay your herpes regimen, throw the fuck away that beeping phone
Skip work, losen the tie
Forget the bills, course is clear
Conscience can be heavy, but there's always payday loans
If it's not enough, I know one Leif, (hoyy)
And he can loan
What, where are you going?
You're breaking the code, what are you doing?
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp, you are a wimp alright
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Bridge: Vesku Jokinen]
Why you always do everything otherwise
Never like you wanted yourself
I'm wondering when will you become a man
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp, (you are a wimp)
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend