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Playboy's paradise

Dear passangers
we are about to arrive in Bangkok in 15 minutes
our airline thanks you and wishes you a rewarding
 
ja royally pleasurable trip
please put on your condoms
no, yeah no, yeah, just do it
 
Third day of December, three months of nothing but boning behind [us]
now we leave Finland behind us and the destination is a hot beach in Thailand uulalaa
the feeling is unreal when the horny eyes look at these boys' pants
now there's no need to beg for pussy, the other one is watching on the side, no one is dizzy in the head
 
To the sun so hot, to the playboy's paradise
dicks tilted we continue our trip
this is a duo, and the ball sack is banging
all the sheets are soaked in bodily fluids
it costs 600 bahts, I know that
I need a real nice pussy
not a ladyboy or any fat ones
 
The girls lay next to me after having given their all
cleaning ladies are cleaning a huge pile of Durexes
the boys are drinking mojitos already in the morning
and planning the next picknick
nothing good will come out of this day
if I can't get anything else except the same old
getting some in the playboy's paradise is easy
come with us, so far there's only five of us
 

Vacation

Bailando bailando
Come, come and our party can begin
Can, can everyone sing this one
 
Bailandoo bailandoo oh, yeah we drink so the head doesn't get clear
 
It's a V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N vacation guys' annual vacation
Women can stay home to cook, to vacuum and do laundry
Couple of tight shots right off the bat, down the hatch
Bring couple of cases
Come with säki
Vacation, vacation
Come with säki
Take a picture, post my face
Vacation, vacation come with säki
 
Bailando bailando
 
Come, come and our party can begin
Can, can everyone sing this one
Bailandoo bailandoo oh, yeah we drink so the head doesn't get clear
 
V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N vacation soon I'll have Human papillomavirus
I'm horny for a woman, there a plenty of those here
The secrect lies underneath the skin toot, toot
Did the cream stick to the side of your mouth, learn how to swallow
 
Vacation, vacation the best of times
Take off your pants and your shirt
Put on warm gloves and some wool
 
Bailando bailando
 
Come, come and our party can begin
Can, can everyone sing this one
Bailandoo bailandoo oh, yeah we drink so the head doesn't get clear
 

Pump

Pump, pump, just pump
Pump, pump, just pump
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
Oh yeah
 
It's a new year, a new resolution
It's time to quit the boozing
Add a gym bag, (a gym pass,)
and weight mass to your shopping list
 
A completely new choice of foods
Someone shouted 'screw the pasta'
It's necessary to get in shape for the summer
It develops self-confidence
 
Fifteen minutes on the exercise bike
A warm-up and then weightlifting
A curl bar, biceps curls
The twisting motion begins with an overhand grip
 
Reversed hammer curls, flys
Deadlift, forced repetition
Thighs, calves, brachialis
Everything cramps at shower time
 
Quark1 straight out of the jar,
A hundred pull-ups in a row,
The straight bench is horizontal,
You have to get up dammit!
 
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
You may watch and you may also touch
I'm in shape, I'm in summer shape
Oh yeah
 
Pump iron, boy
Pump iron, boy
It's time to start training at the gym
30 grams of protein
 
In between, another energy boost,
(Maximum muscle impulse)
These foods let you bend steel
The six-pack finally becomes visible
 
Take example of the general,
The king of muscle strength
When I work out my chest
And my buttocks
 
The sweat surfaces
The gym equipment makes me strong
Oh yeah
Incline bench, straight bench,
Leg press, fuck yea!
 
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
You may watch and you may also touch
I'm in shape, I'm in summer shape
 
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
You may watch and you may also touch
I'm in shape, I'm in summer shape
 
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Pump iron, boy
Nothing but beef in the frying pan
 
Pump iron, boy
Pump iron, boy
Nothing but beef in the frying pan
Pump iron, boy
 
Iron
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
You may watch and you may also touch
 
I'm in shape, I'm in summer shape
Pump, pump, just pump
You too, go work out at the gym
You may watch and you may also touch
 
I'm in shape, I'm in summer shape
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
 
Pump iron, boy
Oh yeah
Pump iron, boy
Pump iron, boy
 

• 1. Quark is an unsweetened, unflavored dairy product with a thick creamy consistence and taste very similar to what is marketed as 'Greek Yogurt' in the United States. (Note: In Finland, 'Greek Yogurt' has a runny consistence totally contrary to the US product).

To Nevada with a Sierra

Ford Sierra 85 2.0, can't feel good to drive anymore
Jump in, (No I won't) Here's a party (yeah yeah sure)
The trip lasts 3 days, turn off the traction control system
 
Here we have direct gasoline injection, release the beast Antti Tuisku
Body kit, bucket seat, rims, gear shaft
Turbocharger, manual, central lock like an asshole
A power chip, subwoofer, take it from behind
 
Others have Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Bugattis,
Jaguars, Pagans, but I'll go
 
To Nevada with a Sierra!
I wish I could drive on rims... into deck chairs
To Nevada with a Sierra!
There women have oiled bumbers, bikinis can't be found.
 
Ford Sierra accelerates from a 100 to 0
Now you can chill on the side of the road
Raise the clutch when you hear this rhythm
Up next is a push start, Repsikka has a sporty quarter hour
The break line is broken, the oil pan almost blown out
Spark wires, connecting rod, water pump, gas tank,
Track rod, tail lights, decayed track arms
Windshield, alcolock, some blockage in the gas feed
 
Others have Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Bugattis,
Jaguars, Pagans, but I'll go
 
To Nevada with a Sierra!
I wish I could drive on rims... into deck chairs
To Nevada with a Sierra!
There women have oiled bumbers, bikinis can't be found.
 
I have a furry hat, a deep sound, a leather jacket
Dark glasses always on, to the track again on Saturday
 
Others have Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Bugattis,
Jaguars, Pagans, but I'll go
 
To Nevada with a Sierra!
I wish I could drive on rims... into deck chairs
To Nevada with a Sierra!
There women have oiled bumbers, bikinis can't be found.
 

Man flu

intro:
Here in the North we get to be cold
I have ice bags filled with honey
 
It's Portion Boys
And HesaÄijä here hey
 
Take out the trash
I can't
Do the dishes
I can't
Clean the toilet
Do the laundry
Fold the sheets
I can't
Take out the dog
I can't
Make food
I can't
How about some NHL, beer and pizza
Well heck, yes I can
 
Pre-Chorus
It's just horrible
When every part of you body hurts
It'll start to get better soon
When the medicine is at the door
The illness is serious
A soup lunch helps
Nobody enjoys this
God damnit!
 
Chorus:
Here in the North we get to be cold
I have ice bags filled with honey
Muscles hurt, take and drink
Cold sweat breaks, oh poor boy
 
Hey baby spread some menthol on my chest
It doesn't matter if there's skin showing
I've got the man flu, man flu
Don't shut the drip, the meter says 37
 
Throw me some medicine
Catch
Fire up the PlayStation
Rooster on lips
Here it goes
Wait a moment
My woman is calling
'Atsih'
 
I don't want hubbabubba
This illness is worse than jumping syphilis
Not 'jallajalla' at the porta potty
Gotta go, my ass is in pieces
 
Pre-Chorus
 
Chorus
 
Bridge
Oh no, I can't help
Luckily a women looks good when hoovering naked
Now get rid of all clothes
Judgement day
What a diagnosis, HesaÄijä
'It seems pretty serious'
 
Chorus
 
Outro:
Man flu
Man flu
Man flu
Don't shut the drip, the meter says 37
 
By the way guys, that was it
 

8-0

I haven't seen a tram
shoveling dung as much as I can
How do I pay my bills
I've got my Massey,
heifers and cows
Hooves they make a sound,
the list is without bounds
Bah-bah and squawk
What I'm missing
And where to get it
A bride for a farmer - you bet it
 
Got no money
and that feeling ain't funny
Jumping on my ride
Driving to town
gonna burn things down
Throw my candy on the green
To wine and dine is the theme
We made it, ay caramba!
Here we come Havis Amanda
 
More and more Aces
Aces
 
At the big village
We are today
Twenty-four-seven
The dung don't smell
The big crew has wonga
like countryside Hondas
 
Ready to bet
I could raise
Big brother awaits
Queuing is not for mates (hell no!)
Jackpots tonight
Hot dogs are all right
Twenty-four-seven
 
Everything is big and wonderful
The bill for tonight is astronomical
Men hard as the three blacksmiths
Bending iron just like this
Step out of Hilton to Paris
From Siltasaari to Itis
Sitting in a cab dressed real fab
There are two ones in eleven
 
Looking good for chicks, posting my pics
Pics, trains, breakfast eggs
Clean as a whistle, even between the legs!
Film this spectacle
Drink with us, don't tackle
You don't even notice
How the fun begun
Join us and sing our song
 
More and more Aces
Aces
 
At the big village
We are today
Twenty-four-seven
The dung don't smell
The big crew has wonga
like countryside Hondas
 
Ready to bet
I could raise
Big brother awaits
Queuing is not for mates (hell no!)
Jackpots tonight
Hot dogs are all right
Twenty-four-seven
 
I've been to the stalls
Through swamps and snowfalls
Busted my hands and balls
 
The drab cap is replace by a suit: cracking
Magical night, only the escort is lacking
Busted my hands and balls
 
Aces
 
At the big village
We are today
Twenty-four-seven
The dung don't smell
The big crew has wonga
like countryside Hondas
 
Ready to bet
I could raise
Big brother awaits
Queuing is not for mates (hell no!)
Jackpots tonight
Hot dogs are all right
Twenty-four-seven