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Oh, My Bones Made Crunching Sound

Oh, my bones made crunching sound
When my darling hugged my spread.
Still his footsteps can be found -
Take your boots off while in bed!
 
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Girls were running on the ice

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Girls were running on the ice,
Had frozen up their device.
And without this device
Girls have no any spice.
 
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I was sitting on terrace

I was sitting on terrace
With expression on my face
And expressed by my face
Was with what you sit on terrace
 
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I Had Trouble With The Misses

I had trouble with the misses
Everywhere since I was kid.
Aunties beat me for the nieces,
And for daughters - mommies did.
 
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The song of a tradition

- This tradition starts with a song, an awesome song!
- (Olaf:) I love you. Start singing!
 
- Someone knocks the door again
Open the door to see who knocks the door
We have guests once more
We have a lot of happiness
- (Olaf:) Sing it better!
- Tick & Tick & Tick (clock's ticktock sound), the clock of the house
Says that it's time for guests(' comings)
- (Elsa:) Who says?!
- The guests of the new year
- (Anna:) Ah! That's a troll!
- The pleasure of your home
 
Then you'll lick it & make a wish!
 
Hello! Hope you enjoy the Persian lyrics♪

I Sail With My Sweetheart Blonde

I sail with my sweetheart blonde
Back and forth across the pond,
But my boat I cannot moor -
Husband waits with log on shore.
 
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Hammer's Left And Sickle's Right

Hammer's left and sickle's right:
That's the sign of Soviet pride.
Whether you reap or you forge,
You'll get nothing but the scourge.
 
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Northern Capital's Three Hundred

Northern capital's three hundred,1
The whole country celebrates.
Schools and hospitals've been plundered,
There's no money for updates.
 

• 1. 300 years anniversary of St. Petersburg, Russia

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Darling Doesn't Kiss Me...

Darling doesn't kiss me, hissing:
'During Fast it is third rail.'
But the love without kissing's
Like a cow without tail!
 
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By The Elm Tree Near Pines

By the elm tree near pines
I made love to you three times,
But just two times under pines,
My tool too needs rest sometimes!
 
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Heavy Fog Hangs Outside

Heavy fog hangs outside,
Nappy's dry already.
All your love has been a lie,
All, except your baby.
 
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I Was Beaten By My Mommy

I was beaten by my mommy
For my daily late homecoming.
Not to wake her up I will
Come home for the morning drill!
 
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Two Lovers

Far away and nearby
I have got two lovers.
I love one in winter time,
Summer's for the other.
 
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Lately For My Hon I Made

Lately for my hon I made
Price list for my services.
On the prices eyes he laid
And no longer covets me.
 
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By a Sheer Chance...

By a sheer chance Petrovich
Put his junk in English tea.
Everything at once turned novel:
English dick and junky tea.
 
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Don't lietome

I'll cram myself into a safe nook
I'll fix my eyes on a wall full of holes
I'll make a whiny post on the internet
You'll like it
 
You'll take one look
And I'll feel worse even thinking about it
I'm starting to close the gates
I'm not looking back
 
I'll cram myself, though I think I'm sick of it
It's easier to quash my anger when I'm among people
I don't wanna keep thinking about you
I wanna go home
 
I heard that I know him quite well
And I feel worse even thinking that
That this is someone totally different than me
And I am no one
 
This will never happen again
I'm not going to look for you in her
Don't block the way when I'm trying to pass through
There will be no photos today
 
This will never happen again
So it's good to waste your time for sleep
Just please, don't wake me up
Let it stay the way it is
 
I'm trying to blemish those days in my head
A discreet stopover in the shadow of the trees
It really hurts when I hear that he makes your blood boil
 
I saw on a website, among all the couples
Your best smile and his fangs
Then my phone suddenly died, I'm not looking back
 
This will never happen again
I'm not going to look for you in her
Don't block the way when I'm trying to pass through
There will be no photos today
 
This will never happen again
So it's good to waste your time for sleep
Just please, don't wake me up
Let it stay the way it is
 
This will never happen again
I'm not going to look for you in her
Don't block the way when I'm trying to pass through
I don' want any photos today
 
This will never happen again
So maybe I'll find time for sleep
Just please, let me out
It won't stay the way it is
 

Time Was Moved an Hour Ahead

Time was moved an hour ahead -
Globe's filled with anxiety.
Johnson used to rise in bed,
Now - on bus, insanity!
 
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In The Window Bloom Two Flowers

In the window bloom two flowers -
Light blue one and scarlet one.
I won't give it to my darling,
He's no child: let's get it done.
 
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Darling Doesn't Want to Kiss Me

Darling doesn't want to kiss me,
Doesn't covet me at all.
I will marry him to piss him,
Let him suffer in my thrall!
 
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Steamboat Pushed Onshore...

Steamboat pushed onshore. Disaster!
Captain yells: Full steam ahead!
How is such dick head entrusted
With the steamboat? What a dread!
 
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Lover

You’ve never been in love to understand the pain and sore of lovers
You’ve never been under the rain to understand the heart rending of welkin
You’ve never cried for someone to understand what I’m talking about
Your heart never missed any one, you laugh when I talk about anguish
 
You’ve never been alone to understand the feelings of restless heart
Your sweetheart never left you to understand the anxiety of train whistle
You’ve never lost a lover to understand what is loosing
You’ve never been in my shoe to understand the difference between you and I
 
You’ve never worried to understand anticipation
You’ve never been sorrowful to understand the cease of moments
You are the one who’s gone what you know from the grief of emptiness
I am the one who’s left and knows the story of impatient
 

Darling Sits On Threshold Base

Darling sits on threshold base
With expression on his face.
The expression he portrays
Is like thing that touches base.
 
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Now The Mausoleum I'm Hitting

Now the Mausoleum I'm hitting
In a window there's a penis.
It is surely a greeting,
And the dick, for sure, is Lenin's.
 

By Thy Feet I'm Gonna Drag Thee

By thy feet I'm gonna drag thee
To the bushes at the curb:
Who would fuck a beauty queen bee
On the road? I'm not a twerp.
 
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Up The Hill's A Grindstone Spare,

Up the hill's a grindstone spare,
Underneath: a harrow stands:
Foreman fucks a dappled mare,
It's no skin off my nose, man.
 
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Yaroslavl' Prison Ward

Yaroslavl' prison ward
Welcomed flock of little birds.
They have found a way inside,
Getting out? - Never mind!
 
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We Don't Sow And We Don't Furrow

We don't sow and we don't furrow,
We kill time without slight.
We swing schlongs from church bell tower,
Driving clouds out of sight.
 
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When Discussing Plans of NATO

When discussing plans of NATO,
Can I be polite? I cannot!
I'm in general perverse,
I can't live without a curse!
 
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Guinness Book of Records's Boggled

Guinness Book of Records's boggled
By Vassily's recent trick:
Three half-liter vodka bottles
He can drink in single swig.
 
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I Was Spreading For A Geek

I was spreading for a geek
Right on top of lean-to mound
Girlfriends, 'penis' is a 'dick'
But a very tiny one...
 

It Is Said That Eve And Adam

It is said that Eve and Adam
Picked the first fruit from the apple.
We keep picking them till dawn:
I, together with my hon...
 
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Frogs Are Croaking In The Pond

Frogs are croaking in the pond
Right behind the village,
As I spin tall tales and more
In my sweetheart's ears.
 
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